Can't mess with Texas!

OK, so I've been buying supplies for my side business Murami, and I bought some cast iron coat hooks from this guy called TexasWesternGifts on Ebay. When I paid, he emailed to say he gave volume discounts, so I went to look at what else he's selling, and along with confederate flag biker pins and rabbit pelts, I found "Armadillo Lone Star Beer Bottle Taxidermy." Oh. My. God.